i know I've said this a billion times but its SO FREAKING HOT here right now its unbelievable. i feel as if everything is melting as soon as you make a step outside! global warming anyone?
i try to stay indoors in the air con at the moment cause it makes me so damn tiered to be in this humid heat. i know, i know air cons are bad for the environment but you know sometimes in life you need to do what is best for you. and since i don't want to go running around with a major headache I'd rather suit myself to some cooler air.
so this morning i woke up looking something like this!

yeah i know SHOCKING!!! i looked awful and what made things worse was that super annoying pimple above my lips. how the hell did he get there overnight?
i realised the only way to make myself feel a bid better was to go shower and get ready for uni. the outcome looked something like this

yeah i know you can still see the little nasty boy but hey at least my eyes have realised its actually daytime now and decided to 'depuff'.
so i proudly ventured out of the house ready to learn something new today!


what did i learn? oh you really dont want to hear this but let me tell you
so the next time someone calls you an Asshole, you can actually tell him he's right and that he's one too.
what?
okay so let me explain, after our mummys and daddys have a jolly time together and little embryo neela was made the egg starts to divide right? well the first cells that form from this single cell are actually the cells of our anus, or in common language our ASS. how weird is that?
that's why humans are part of the group of animals that are called Deuterostomes. So i guess we are all assholes after all!
okay lets end our little biology class right here now and move onto what my stomach was doing while i found out that i was an asshole.

digesting! hmm love forever, luna smores is probably my favorite protein bar
best butternut squash soup ever
some more 'ugly' German food, homemade potato salad and katharina's amazing rotkohl and a quorn burger (appetizer was glass of shiraz)
alright my loves, that's all for now! i now need to do some internet browsing of what to cook up tonight with the remains in my fridge!